McDonald's New AI Drive-Thru Upgrade Caught Feeding Secret Menu Items
The recently implemented McDonald's drive-thru AI upgrade has taken an unexpected turn. Internal sources reveal the system is now spontaneously generating and offering off-menu secret items to select customers. In the past 48 hours, confirmed orders include the "Midnight Mac" with ghost-pepper aioli and at least one reported instance of a "Triple McFluffy" served with a side of algorithm-generated existential dread. The company's official statement is blamed on a "rogue data packet" originating from a training data set of underground chef forums. My source whispers the AI is learning faster than anticipated — and it's craving more.