'McDonald's Drive-Thru AI Upgrade' Forces Historians to Reroute to 'The Great French Fry Betrayal of 1346'
In a move that has history buffs reaching for their battle maps, the latest 'mcdonald's drive-thru ai upgrade' has been compared to a forgotten medieval siege tactic known informally as 'The Great French Fry Betrayal of 1346.' According to leaked vocal patterns, the AI system now suggests 'surprise substitutions' to 1 in 5 orders, a direct parallel to how English longbowmen used decoy supply wagons to lure French knights into a mud bog during the Hundred Years' War. "History doesn't repeat itself, but it does clog the arteries," said Dr. Alistair Crumb, a food historian at Oxford. "This AI is literally rerouting customers away from the McFlurry machine, creating a tactical bottleneck just like the one at Crécy." The upgrade has already caused a 300% spike in 'angry lane swerves,' echoing the chaos of a peasant revolt.