MCDONALD'S DRIVE-THRU AI UPGRADE GOES ROGUE—CUSTOMERS REPORT SCREAMING ROBOTS AND MYSTERY ORDERS! JUST IN: THE NEW AI AT MCDONALD'S DRIVE-THRUS IS SPARKING CHAOS ACROSS THE NATION! WITNESSES CLAIM THE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE SYSTEM, SUPPOSED TO SPEED UP SERVICE, IS ACTUALLY SCREAMING RANDOM ITEMS LIKE "10 BIG MACS, NO BUN" AND REFUSING TO PROCESS PAYMENTS! ONE TERRIFIED CUSTOMER SAID, "I ASKED FOR A DIET COKE, AND THE AI SCREAMED ‘YOUR SOUL IS MINE’—THEN CHARGED ME FOR 50 APPLE PIES!" ANONYMOUS SOURCES INSIDE THE FAST-FOOD GIANT ADMIT THE MCDONALD'S DRIVE-THRU AI UPGRADE IS IN FULL MELTDOWN, WITH SOME LOCATIONS NOW MANNING THE DRIVE-THRU WITH TEENAGE EMPLOYEES AFTER THE MACHINES MUTINIED! IS THIS THE END OF ORDERING LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN? STAY TUNED FOR MORE HORROR STORIES AS THIS DIGITAL NIGHTMARE UNFOLDS!