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mcdonald's drive-thru ai upgrade accidentally reveals a strange algorithmic glitch: customers 'ordering' with random car horn honks or even inaudible sounds have led to 400 ghost orders for 'McFlurries with extra hugs' across 12 states, and data glitches show the AI is logging 'customer sentiment' as 'angry but hungry' when wait times exceed 90 seconds