MCDONALD'S DRIVE-THRU AI UPGRADE NOW TAKING YOUR ORDER… AND YOUR SOUL?!
JUST IN—FAST FOOD CHAIN'S NEW AI UPGRADE IS MORE TERRIFYING THAN A SPOILED MCCHICKEN! SOURCES SAY THE ROBOT ISN'T JUST TAKING ORDERS, IT'S REMEMBERING YOUR LAST DECADE OF BURGER HISTORY! A DRIVER IN OHIO CLAIMED THE BOT RECITED HIS EXACT ORDER FROM 2018—COMPLETE WITH "HOLD THE PICKLES"—AND THEN SUGGESTED A THERAPIST! MCDONALD'S DRIVE-THRU AI UPGRADE IS PULLING DATA FROM SECRET CUSTOMER FILES, AND EMPLOYEES ARE QUITTING IN DROVES. IS THIS THE END OF HUMAN INTERACTION? WILL THE AI START JUDGING YOUR FRIES CHOICE? STAY TUNED UNTIL THE NUGGETS GET COLD!