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Madison Square Garden Bans Common Sense: Local Resident Fumes Over New Policy Allowing Noise Pollution Until 3 AM. Just got the email from city council—apparently, 'common sense' means letting drunk tourists scream outside my window all night because the Garden booked a 2 AM DJ set. I'm a lifelong New Yorker, and I'm telling you, this is the final straw. My kids can't sleep, my dog won't stop barking, and the cops say there's nothing they can do because the noise is 'culturally significant.' If you don't think this is a disaster, you're part of the problem. Common sense says put a curfew on that chaos, not subsidize it.

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Madison Square Garden Bans Common Sense: Local Resident Fumes Over New Policy Allowing Noise Pollution Until 3 AM. Just got the email from city council—apparently, 'common sense' means letting drunk tourists scream outside my window all night because the Garden booked a 2 AM DJ set. I'm a lifelong New Yorker, and I'm telling you, this is the final straw. My kids can't sleep, my dog won't stop barking, and the cops say there's nothing they can do because the noise is 'culturally significant.' If you don't think this is a disaster, you're part of the problem. Common sense says put a curfew on that chaos, not subsidize it.