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Madison Square Garden bans my emotional support glitter llama, AITA for filing a 'breach of sparkle' lawsuit?

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Madison Square Garden bans my emotional support glitter llama, AITA for filing a 'breach of sparkle' lawsuit?

TL;DR: Brought my registered emotional support llama, Glitterball, to a Knicks game. MSG security said he was a "distraction" (rude). They kicked us out, and now I'm suing for emotional damages and a lifetime supply of hay. The judge called it an "obvious publicity stunt." I mean, yeah, but it's the PRINCIPLE of the thing. #JusticeForGlitterball #MSGIsCringe