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Love Island Voting Glitch Causes Thousands of 'Accidental' Roses as Couples Now Stuck in Polycule Drama

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Love Island Voting Glitch Causes Thousands of 'Accidental' Roses as Couples Now Stuck in Polycule Drama

In a twist no one saw coming, the latest Love Island voting went so wrong that every single contestant received a rose, sparking an emergency summit where producers are now frantically trying to untangle a six-person "situationship." Fans are calling it "the most realistic depiction of modern dating where indecision wins and nobody gets dumped."