Man Spends His Entire 401k on 'love island voting' Text Campaign, Now Lives in a Van Down by the River
Unironically, AITA for laughing at this guy? Saw a story about some dude who liquidated his retirement savings to fund a "love island voting" obsession. He blew like 200k on premium text votes for some reality TV couple he was convinced were "soulmates." TL;DR: They broke up on the reunion special, he lost his nest egg, and he's now posting manifestos about the show being rigged from a studio apartment that smells like desperation and regret. The irony is thicker than his ex's fake tan. He's asking for donations to start a podcast about it. Bruh.