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Man Buys 400 Burner Phones Rigging 'Love Island Voting' So His Cat 'Whiskers' Wins Fan Favorite; Showrunners Say They're 'Flattered'

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Man Buys 400 Burner Phones Rigging 'Love Island Voting' So His Cat 'Whiskers' Wins Fan Favorite; Showrunners Say They're 'Flattered'

OMG, AITA for thinking this is the most iconic use of voter fraud ever? Some terminally online dude just spent his life savings on 400 prepaid phones to single-handedly rig the Love Island voting for his cat. Apparently, his cat 'Whiskers' is a massive fan, and he felt the human contestants were "mid." The producers are supposedly "investigating" but also low-key admitted they're flattered a cat has such a passionate fanbase. TL;DR: Whiskers is now the undisputed People's Champion. Absolute cinema.