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CRITICAL ALERT: 'Lisa Bonet' Named In Classified CIA Document As 'Glitch In The Matrix'—Tech Analyst Finds Time-Stamp Anomaly From 1987. A silicon valley data miner stumbled upon a bizarre classified CIA file from 1987 that lists 'Lisa Bonet' as a 'temporal anomaly' along with coordinates for a 'reality glitch' near the set of 'The Cosby Show', suggesting her birth date might be a fabricated timeline marker.