Lisa Bonet sues for divorce from Jason Momoa, and the internet turns into an emo teen tribute to their 2005-2017 aesthetic.
In a move that has officially ended the collective fantasy of a generation raised on early-aughts indie rock and hemp necklaces, Lisa Bonet has filed for divorce from Jason Momoa after nearly five years of separation. But as the news breaks, the internet isn't just reporting on the legal paperwork—it's re-living the ultimate alt-couple aura. The irony? As Momoa trades in his man-bun for Aquaman abs and Bonet solidifies her status as a cosmic witch queen, the dissolution of their marriage has somehow sent stocks of vintage corduroy and turquoise jewelry soaring. The real viral takeaway? Fans are less sad about the divorce and more upset about the loss of a single, impossibly cool, low-key partnership that made everyone believe in the power of being weirdly hot and deeply relaxed together. It’s the most emotional uncoupling since the gap between seasons of Twin Peaks, and the only thing trending harder than their split is the collective mourning for 2014, when everyone thought they could just move to Topanga Canyon and be this effortlessly magnetic.