Lisa Bonet’s Cryptic Instagram Post Causes Mass Panic Amongst Wellness Influencers Who Forgot She Existed
Redditors, gather ‘round for the weekly dose of “Celebrity Does Literally Anything and We Pretend It’s Deep.” Our boomer-gen-z queen, Lisa Bonet, apparently logged into the gram for 0.3 seconds to post a black-and-white photo of a wilting fern with the caption “Breathe.” Naturally, the internet lost its collective mind. AITA for thinking this is just an ad for some overpriced matcha? My feed is now flooded with “spiritual badasses” analyzing her font choice like it’s the Dead Sea Scrolls. Turns out, she’s just promoting a new cashmere line for goats. TL;DR: Lisa Bonet exists, we all overthink it, and I’m out of popcorn.