Lisa Bonet's Squirrel Sanctuary Overrun By Raccoons, Neighbors BLAME Her "Free-Range" Lifestyle
AITA for thinking Lisa Bonet's weird forest commune is finally getting cosmic karma? TL;DR: A horde of trash panda ninjas—apparently attracted to her "open-door, open-heart, open-trash-can" policy—have invaded her backyard. Now, some rando on Nextdoor is throwing shade, saying her "free-range" living is the reason the raccoons are now holding a nightly rave at 3 AM. Yeah, because the raccoons definitely respect her metaphysical boundaries. 🙄