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lisa bonet’s ex-husband accidentally texts her a pizza order meant for his new girlfriend, she shows up with garlic knots and a passive-aggressive note, AITA for laughing at the chaos?

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lisa bonet’s ex-husband accidentally texts her a pizza order meant for his new girlfriend, she shows up with garlic knots and a passive-aggressive note, AITA for laughing at the chaos?

TL;DR: Jason Momoa’s phone autocorrected “I’m craving you” to “I’m craving the meat lovers,” and now Lisa Bonet is crash dieting on marinara sauce while the internet froths at the mouth for drama. Honestly, the real tragedy is that this never happened, but I’m here for the fake lore anyway.