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Local Man Spends 47 Minutes Explaining the 'Ironic Depth' of His inde navarrette Meme Collection to Unimpressed Barista, Gets Asked to Leave

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Local Man Spends 47 Minutes Explaining the 'Ironic Depth' of His inde navarrette Meme Collection to Unimpressed Barista, Gets Asked to Leave

AITA for thinking this is peak humanity? TL;DR: Some absolute legend named inde navarrette apparently curated a "deeply ironic" meme folder on their phone, only to corner a poor barista at a Starbucks in Portland for a full 47-minute dissertation on the "dystopian meta-commentary" of it all. The barista, who just wanted to know if he wanted oat milk, reportedly whispered "please stop" while frothing a latte. Critics are divided—some say inde navarrette is a misunderstood genius in the age of digital irony, while others just think he needs to touch grass. Either way, he’s now banned from three coffee shops in a two-block radius. Banger.