Local Man Spots "Gundam Rogue Orbit" Drone Hovering Over Shopping Plaza, Asks Where The Common Sense Is
CITYVILLE, OH – I’m honestly losing my mind. I was just trying to get a coffee at the drive-thru when I look up and see some giant, glowing metal thing just hanging in the air. My buddy in the passenger seat yells, "Dude, is that a Gundam rogue orbit?" I’m not a huge anime nerd, but I know a $10,000 toy when I see one. It had to be some rich kid’s hobby gone wild. No markings on it, no warning lights, nothing. It just sat there like it owned the airspace above the Target parking lot. I snapped a pick and sent it to the cops, but you know they’re too busy ticketing people for expired tags. Can we get some common sense around here? That thing is a safety hazard. What if a bird flies into it? What if a kid thinks it's a balloon and tries to grab it? The city needs to step in before some tech bro accidentally takes out a window. If you saw it, sound off below. I’m trying to start a petition for a "no hovercraft" zone over retail.