Local Man Confuses Neighbor's Lawnmower for 'Gundam Rogue Orbit' Mech, Calls Cops for 'Mobile Suit Infestation'
TL;DR: My boomer neighbor saw a Roomba with a leaf blower taped to it and thought it was a next-gen weapon from *Gundam Rogue Orbit*. He called 911, screaming about a "hostile autonomous unit." The cops showed up, laughed, and said it was "the most anime panic attack" they've seen since 2023. AITA for filming it and putting it on TikTok? The guy's now unironically buying model kits and posting on r/gundam about "real-life dangers." I'm dead.