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FIRST LINE: Man Tries to Build Life-Sized Gundam Rogue Orbit in His Backyard, HOA Fines Him $50,000

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FIRST LINE: Man Tries to Build Life-Sized Gundam Rogue Orbit in His Backyard, HOA Fines Him $50,000

AITA for thinking my HOA is just jealous they don't have a 60-foot mecha in their cul-de-sac? This guy spent his life savings on a full-scale Gundam Rogue Orbit replica, complete with a shiny beam saber and a "futuristic" resin base that leaks into the storm drain. Neighbors are calling the cops because it's "blocking the sunlight" (their words, not mine). TL;DR: NTA, just a true artist versus a bunch of Stepford wives who secretly want to pilot a giant robot themselves.