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Local Flat-Earther Demands 'Guild Wars 3' Devs Confirm the World is Round Before He Buys the Pre-Order, Gets Ratio'd Into Oblivion by Own Mom

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Local Flat-Earther Demands 'Guild Wars 3' Devs Confirm the World is Round Before He Buys the Pre-Order, Gets Ratio'd Into Oblivion by Own Mom

AITA for thinking this is peak gamer entitlement? An internet hero is currently getting absolutely dunked on after posting a manifesto demanding ArenaNet prove Tyria is a sphere before they drop ‘guild wars 3’. TL;DR: He wants physical proof of planetary curvature in a game about dragons and floating god-crystals, or he’s taking his business to *World of Warcraft*. The real kicker? His mom replied to his thread with a screenshot of his participation trophy from 2005 and a Google Maps link. Stay classy, Reddit.