Local Man Finds ‘Gold’ in Grandma’s Attic, Turns Out It’s Just The World’s Most Expensive Cat Pee Collection
AITA for telling my aunt to stop playing the victim? So my great-aunt Mabel died, and I (28M) agreed to help clean out her attic. Among the usual junk, I find this *massive* wooden chest that’s literally padlocked. I break it open with a rubber mallet (respect), and inside are dozens of mason jars filled with a weird, golden-tinged liquid. My first thought? “Bro, is that gold? Am I rich?” TL;DR: it was 50 years of her morbidly obese cat’s crystallized urine. The jars are literally pure, solidified “gold” in terms of smell. I’m now banned from half the family because I told them I put it up for auction as “organic vintage floral water” and it’s somehow already getting bids. 🙄 My therapist says I need to set boundaries, but the bank account says “congratulations.” Reddit, am I the drama?