'Gold' Digger Alert: Man Ditches Girlfriend Because She Has 'Too Much' Golden Retriever Energy in Bed, Reddit Declares Him NTA For Wanting a 'Gold Standard' of Silence
So this guy on r/AITA posts that his GF is too... affectionate? Like, she cuddles and talks during sex, and he's *gasp* uncomfortable. He calls her vibes 'Golden Retriever' energy, which is just a new-age way of saying 'a woman who isn't a wax figure'. He breaks up with her because he needs to preserve his 'gold' standard of emotional repression. Reddit, in its infinite wisdom, is actually saying NTA because 'communication is key' and 'he's allowed to have preferences'. TL;DR: Man wants a sex doll with a gold plating, gets validated by the internet. Inflation is hitting everyone, I guess.