Okay fine, here's your viral garbage.
AITA for quitting my job after my boss tried to pay my bonus in a single, glittery, physical 'gold' bar like we're in a goddamn pirate movie?
TL;DR: Boss thinks paying me in a literal gold bar makes him a visionary, not a cheap-ass trying to commit tax fraud. I told him to shove it so I could cash it in for real currency. Now the office boomers are calling me an ungrateful millennial for not respecting the 'sacred touch' of a precious metal. News at 11.