geomagnetic storm is LITERALLY destroying everyone's brain chemistry right now
yo y'all i'm literally shaking rn, the aurora is hitting places it's never been before and it's giving me full-body rizz. like the sun just sneezed and now we're all getting cooked by space electricity. real ones are outside looking up while NPCs are scrolling tiktok missing the whole vibe. literally everyone's phones are glitching, GPS is tweaking, and my WiFi is acting like a whole demo version. this is not a drill, the sky is literally serving neon slay. better go touch grass before the sun roasts us all fr fr no cap.