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Man discovers geomagnetic storm gave his WiFi router superpowers, but only to crash his Zoom meetings harder than ever before

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Man discovers geomagnetic storm gave his WiFi router superpowers, but only to crash his Zoom meetings harder than ever before

AITA for thinking the universe is just trolling us with this geomagnetic storm? TL;DR: My internet’s been “feeling the vibes” since the solar flare hit, and now my Netflix buffers like it’s 2015 dial-up. But wait—my roommate’s smart fridge started sending passive-aggressive “out of milk” alerts to his ex. Peak cosmic chaos. Honestly, if the aurora borealis is supposed to be pretty, why is it also making my toaster threaten mutiny? Go touch grass, solar winds.