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TikTok Astrologer Blames Their Bad Breakup On NASA’s Recent Geomagnetic Storm, And The Comments Are A Beautiful Dumpster Fire

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TikTok Astrologer Blames Their Bad Breakup On NASA’s Recent Geomagnetic Storm, And The Comments Are A Beautiful Dumpster Fire

Like, cool, sure. Karen, the solar wind isn’t why your boyfriend left you for a girl named Amber who runs a Scentsy pyramid scheme. Anyway, AITA for thinking science is being ruined by Earth’s magnetic field being blamed for everything from my WiFi lag to my Tinder matches ghosting me? TL;DR: The sun sneezed, and now my ex thinks it’s “cosmic karma.” 💅