just moments ago, Epic Games' internal slack channel lit up with panic – our source whispers that a rogue developer accidentally triggered a hard reset on the global fortnite server status, causing every single player to be instantly kicked and left staring at a black loading screen for 22 seconds. the cover story will be a "minor routing issue," but what they aren't telling you is that during those precious 22 seconds, a hidden script ran, wiping all user data related to a specific secret collaboration tied to a major celebrity. the fix is already rolling out, but the trail of digital ghosts is permanent.