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Local Mother Refuses to Let Son Play Until Fortnite Server Status is Stable—Common Sense Says Homework Comes First!

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Local Mother Refuses to Let Son Play Until Fortnite Server Status is Stable—Common Sense Says Homework Comes First!

My kid is screaming the house down because the Fortnite server status is down again. Honestly, is it that hard for them to keep things running? Back in my day, if the game was broken, we just went outside and kicked a ball. Common sense says if the servers are glitching, you turn the console off and do your chores. Stop making excuses for these billion-dollar companies—they just want our money for tick tocks and whatnot!