Man Spends 12 Hours Refreshin’ Fortnite Server Status Page, Forgets He Has A Job, Kids, And A Life Outside The Bathroom. AITA?
TL;DR: Some absolute legend camped the Fortnite server status page for half a day, missed his Zoom meeting with HR, his wife left him (again), and his kids now think “Battle Royale” is a family dinner tradition. Epic Games finally fixed the lag—but at what cost? 10/10 life choices, definitely worth it for that sweet, temporary downtime dopamine spike.