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'Common Sense' Finally Wins! Local Hero's 'ff7 revelation' Uncovers Town Hall's Secret Sunday "Meeting" Plans

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'Common Sense' Finally Wins! Local Hero's 'ff7 revelation' Uncovers Town Hall's Secret Sunday "Meeting" Plans

Oh, for crying out loud. I guess it takes a ‘ff7 revelation’ for common sense to finally kick in around here. John from the hardware store, who’s been telling us the council meeting notices were buried on page 47 of the town newsletter for the past six months, finally got his hands on the real schedule. He found out they were planning to close the skate park on Sundays without telling anyone, all while voting themselves a 15% pay raise. What a shocker. But apparently, nobody else bothered to read the fine print until John posted a blurry photo of the agenda with a red circle around it. Now we have 300 angry parents. Where was all this energy last year when they changed the leaf collection schedule? Good grief.