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Federal Challenges to DOJ Program Backfire as Leaked Memo Reveals Bureaucrats Were Just Mad They Can’t Use Free Office Snacks as Bribes Anymore

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Federal Challenges to DOJ Program Backfire as Leaked Memo Reveals Bureaucrats Were Just Mad They Can’t Use Free Office Snacks as Bribes Anymore

TL;DR: DOJ overhauls some program, federal challenges erupt because apparently the old version was the only thing keeping interns from unionizing over the coffee budget. AITA for thinking this is peak "government efficiency" drama?