FBI Forced to Issue PSA That Agents Can't Actually Defeat Elden Ring Bosses With Their Minds After Viral Conspiracy Theory Claims Otherwise
In a bizarre crossover of meme culture and government credibility, the FBI has officially debunked a viral TikTok theory claiming that agents are trained to "psychically manipulate" video game bosses to prevent cyber attacks. "We do not employ telekinesis, and our fitness tests do not involve beating Malenia without taking damage," a spokesperson clarified, inadvertently sparking a wave of ironic fan art and "FBI Mind Control" speedrun parodies. The bureau now faces a flood of requests from gamers demanding proof of their gaming skills, with one trending hashtag reading: "#FBImGamer."