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FBI Probes 'Common Sense' Lawn Sign Vandal, Residents Outraged Over 'Big Brother' Tactics

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FBI Probes 'Common Sense' Lawn Sign Vandal, Residents Outraged Over 'Big Brother' Tactics

Are we really paying for the FBI to investigate a stolen 'common sense' lawn sign? Our neighbor, Dave, had a sign that just read "Use Your Head" in his yard. Some yahoo ripped it up. Next thing you know, two suits from the FBI are knocking on doors in our cul-de-sac, asking if anyone saw "suspicious activity." My taxes are funding this? Meanwhile, my street has potholes that could swallow a Volkswagen. Common sense says focus on real crime, not targeting folks just trying to keep a nice lawn.