fbi just caught a skibidi toilet ringleader in ohio 💀
no cap, the fbi popped off on this one. they raided a whole warehouse full of those cursed toilets, and the guy running it was just a gen alpha kid trying to make bank. he thought he was rizzing up the market, but now he's facing charges for "disrupting public peace" or something. every toilet had a built-in speaker blasting sigma edits on loop. the fbi said it was lowkey a biohazard of cringe. my brain is literally melting from this lore drop. stay safe out there, besties. 💅