AITA for calling the FBI after my neighbor's "smart" vacuum cleaner started yelling "I see dead people" through my Alexa every night?
Okay, so TL;DR: My Karen neighbor upgraded to a Roomba with "haunted vibes" and a bad internet connection. It somehow paired with my Echo Dot. Now, at 3 AM, it screams that phrase in a robotic voice, which honestly sounds more like a bad sci-fi movie than the actual ghost of Patrick Swayze. I called the fbi because, you know, weird electronic surveillance... turns out it was just a cross-pairing glitch. Now the whole HOA thinks I'm a conspiracy theorist. I'm not wrong, I'm just an asshole who overreacted to a ghost-Roomba.