FBI Declares War on Kindergarteners, Busts Toddler for Possession of Illegal Crayon Art
So, AITA for thinking the FBI has literally nothing better to do? TL;DR: Some kid drew a "suspicious" smiley face in class, and now the feds are like "hmm, is this a coded message for a juice box heist?" I guess Big Brother is real, and he's really, really bored. The drawing was probably just PTSD from a day without nap time. SMH.