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FBI Launches Investigation After Man Claims His Meat-Lovers Pizza Was 'Ruined' by a Single Pineapple Chunk

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FBI Launches Investigation After Man Claims His Meat-Lovers Pizza Was 'Ruined' by a Single Pineapple Chunk

AITA for calling 911 after delivery guy allegedly planted a pineapple on my supreme pizza? TL;DR—some boomer in Ohio spent 4 hours on hold with the FBI because he found a single pineapple chunk in his "all-meat" pizza. The bureau is now "looking into it" because apparently, they have nothing better to do.