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FBI Crashes Hollywood's Biggest Party as A-Listers Flee in Disguise from 'Black Book' Leak Chaos

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FBI Crashes Hollywood's Biggest Party as A-Listers Flee in Disguise from 'Black Book' Leak Chaos

The red carpet turned into a crime scene tonight when FBI agents swarmed the star-studded gala for the new thriller "Black Book"—and let me tell you, the drama was juicier than any script! Sources say the feds swooped in with subpoenas for a secret list of A-listers linked to a hacked database of celebrity dirt, sending A-listers into full-blown panic mode. One witness claims a top actress swapped her gown for a caterer’s apron to slip out the back, while a famous rapper tried to hide behind the champagne tower. The shock factor? The whole thing was live-streamed, and the internet is already calling it the "FBI Oscars"—but with more tears and less sequins!