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Local Residents Furious After Crossfire Between Road Rage Drivers Leaves Whole Street Without Power For 12 Hours

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Local Residents Furious After Crossfire Between Road Rage Drivers Leaves Whole Street Without Power For 12 Hours

Well, folks, there's common sense and then there's whatever these two morons were thinking. I live right on Maple Street, and last night I couldn't even microwave my dinner thanks to a couple of hotheads playing demolition derby at the intersection. First, some guy in a lifted truck cuts off a sedan. Next thing you know, they're both flooring it, weaving through traffic like this is a Fast and Furious audition. They ended up rear-ending a utility pole, and poof — half the neighborhood goes dark.

My refrigerator is full of spoiled milk and my kids were doing homework by candlelight. For what? So these clowns could prove who has the bigger ego in a 'crossfire' of honking and middle fingers? And the police took three hours to show up because they were "monitoring the situation." How about a little common sense: if both drivers walked away without a scratch, they should have been forced to sit at the scene with no phone battery until their insurance companies paid us all for the inconvenience. Honestly, we pay taxes for streetlights that don't work, and now we pay for idiots to take them out. When are we going to start holding reckless drivers accountable?