Man Tries to Apologize to Girlfriend by Walking Through a Paintball Warzone, Ends Up in ICU with 47 Welts and a 'Crossfire' Tattoo He Didn't Ask For.
AITA for thinking he deserved it? TL;DR: Chad, 24, thought the best way to win back his ex, Brenda, was to "literally take a bullet" for her by interrupting her paintball team's championship match. He walked onto the field screaming "I’m sorry, babe!" only to get absolutely lit up from every direction. He’s now at County General with a bruised ego and a fresh, scabbed-over "Heart of a Warrior" tramp stamp the ER nurse doodled on him in Sharpie while he was unconscious. Brenda’s still mad he ruined her K/D ratio.