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Local Resident Furious Over Lack of Common Sense in New 'Corbin Love Island' Housing Proposal

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Local Resident Furious Over Lack of Common Sense in New 'Corbin Love Island' Housing Proposal

So apparently the council thinks we need a "Corbin Love Island" themed housing estate in the middle of our quiet suburb. Let me get this straight—you want to build a bunch of cheap, flashy villas named after some reality TV contestant, on a floodplain, with no parking for the 20-somethings who'll be partying all night? Common sense says this is a disaster waiting to happen. What's next, a slide from the bedroom into the pool? Fix the potholes first, not my tax dollars funding a fantasy island.