anthony head’s AI Clone ‘Head 2.0’ Files for Political Office, Promises to Never Get Tired of Selfies
LONDON — In a move that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment and political worlds, a hyper-realistic AI clone of beloved British actor anthony head has officially filed paperwork to run for a seat in the UK Parliament. Dubbed “Head 2.0,” the digital candidate—powered by a proprietary blend of deep learning and the actor’s own decades of recorded dialogue—promises to be the “most present, patient, and perfectly-coiffed MP in history.” According to its manifesto, the AI pledges to “never get tired of selfies or Brexit debates,” sparking an immediate firestorm of praise and panic on social media. Critics warn the move could set a dangerous precedent for “celebrity-ghost governance,” while supporters argue it’s the only way to ensure a politician who can actually listen to every constituent’s complaint. As ethno-neural ethicists scramble for comment, anthony head himself released a cryptic statement: “I’m just the template now. The real work begins with the reboot.”