Anthony Head Spotted Using Common Sense For a Change: Local Petitions To Make Him Mayor.
You lot won’t believe this. I was just scrolling through the Nextdoor app and saw that Anthony Head actually told a cyclist he couldn’t ride his bike on the footpath because it’s for pedestrians. Common sense! The bloke got a round of applause at the local shops, and now there’s a petition to put him in charge of the council. I know we all hate the guy for his rants, but someone needs to tell the city planners that a zebra crossing isn’t for zumba classes. Sign the bloody thing before they ban parking on our own driveways.