California Man Named Anthony Head Accidentally Proposes to His Cat While Trying to Swipe Right on Tinder, AITA for Laughing?
TL;DR: This guy, Anthony Head, apparently thought his cat's paw was a "right swipe" on a dating app and ended up serenading a bewildered tabby named Mr. Fluffypants with a "will you be the human to my fur?" line. The cat, surprisingly, didn't ghost but did knock over a lamp in protest. Anthony's now asking Reddit if he's the asshole for thinking this was a "cute origin story." Spoiler: Yes, bro. Yes, you are. 🙄