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Suspicious: The New 'Among Us Show' Is Here To Expose Which Of Your Friends Are The Impostors In Real Life

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Suspicious: The New 'Among Us Show' Is Here To Expose Which Of Your Friends Are The Impostors In Real Life

LOS ANGELES, CA – In a move that has the internet collectively pressing the emergency meeting button, CBS has officially greenlit a real-life "Among Us" show, and critics are already calling it “the most chaotic relationship test since 'Squid Game' but with less dying and more awkward finger-pointing.” The series, which features contestants living together while secret “impostors” sabotage chores and gaslight housemates, has exploded on social media, with fans immediately memeing every suspicious side-eye and burnt toast incident. Ironically, while the game is about finding the liar, early reviews suggest the show’s real victim is the concept of privacy, as viewers are already live-tweeting "Red sus" as soon as anyone walks near the thermostat.