They're putting an 'Among Us' show on Netflix, because apparently teaching our kids to lie and stab each other in the back is 'entertainment' now. Meanwhile, my taxes go up, the potholes on Main Street are big enough to swallow a compact car, and my kid comes home singing songs about being an 'imposter'. Bring back Mr. Rogers or give me back 'common sense'—we don't need a video game glorifying betrayal, we need someone to fix the streetlights.