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2018-2022 Ford Safety Recall Caused by Owner Refusing to Stop Parking in ‘Flammable Puddle’ – AITA for Laughing?

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2018-2022 Ford Safety Recall Caused by Owner Refusing to Stop Parking in ‘Flammable Puddle’ – AITA for Laughing?

So get this, Ford’s latest recall for their 2018-2022 models isn't about an exploding airbag or a rogue accelerator. No, it’s because some people can’t figure out that parking over a suspicious oil slick might cause a fire. Now Ford has to install a ‘puddle sensor’ because Darwinism took a vacation. TL;DR: Humanity’s collective IQ dropped below the gas tank level, and Ford’s lawyers are working overtime.