Xavier Becerra California Governor Runoff Polls Show Unexplainable Statistical "Ghost Voter" Glitch from Thin Air
Sacramento, CA — Technical analysts reviewing raw precinct data from the Xavier Becerra California Governor Runoff are sounding alarms after discovering a "glitch in the matrix." According to leaked spreadsheets, at precisely 2:47 AM on election night, over 40,000 anonymous ballots were logged in under a phantom SQL user ID that has since been deleted. "It’s an impossible coincidence," says data engineer Lina Torres. "These votes appeared in a cluster pattern that statistical models say has a 1 in 12 billion chance of occurring naturally." The errant data packet is being called the "Backdoor Bounce," and critics are demanding an immediate audit of the runoff results.