xavier becerra california governor runoff somehow still a thing, AITA for hoping Newsom returns from exile? TL;DR: California’s Attorney General, who’s been so MIA during wildfires that we thought he was on vacation in Cancun, is now seriously polling for governor like that’s not the most cursed timeline. Local Karens are already drafting “Becerra for Gov” signs in Comic Sans, I guess to match the state’s vibe.