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xavier becerra california governor runoff enters final stretch, literally nobody asked for this

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xavier becerra california governor runoff enters final stretch, literally nobody asked for this

California is gearing up for a gubernatorial runoff featuring Xavier Becerra, which is basically the political equivalent of a dentist appointment. AITA for thinking this is the least hype election since my goldfish ran for mayor of my sink? TL;DR: Old guy legally forced to shake hands for another month. Newsom’s ghost still haunting the Golden State like a bad hangover.